Cat Loving Hooman Writes Hissterically Wholesome Haikus for the Fluffiest Felines of the World Wide Web

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    Posted by u/EstroJen1193 19 days ago Show me and tell me about your cat and I'll write a haiku Humor
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    abbietaffie 19 days ago
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    This is Pumpkin. She's a menace. She likes to scream loudly while she yawns and it's quite delightful 1.6k Reply Share
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    315 EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago GAZE UPON PUMPKIN / life has blessed you with my fur / WHERE ARE THE GOOD TREATS 1.7k Reply Share
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    Keemiline_element 19 days ago
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    This is Carol, she likes to inspect everything (we call her the Inspector) and her favourite spot is on a windowsill. She is also a very talented baker and super cute and vocal furry friend. 532 Reply Share
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    EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago Hoomans are hopeless / of course I'm judging you / Carol knows what's up 541 Reply Share
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    OG hashcake710 19 days ago
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    Meet Hans. A chonky little business man. He loves tummy rubs, catnip and chasing his big sister. Hans has wares if you have coin. Reply Share 1.1k EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago Ok I swear I wrote one for Hans, it's here somewhere.... 420 Reply Share
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    EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago Hans deserves justice / and even much more than that / give him all the pets 339 Reply Share
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    ferngOrl 19 days ago
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    this is my favorite picture of my boy, Morrissey!! 454 Reply Share EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago Suspicions confirmed / there's a delicate trinket / must push to the edge Reply Share 610
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    Fun_Funny7104 - 19 days ago
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    Not the best quality photo, but one of my favorites! 534 Reply Share EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago Glorious and gray I tempt you but do not touch Yes it is a trap 834 Reply Share
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    shellybean31 19 days ago
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    Con 015 This is Moon. He's 14 and pretty much only likes me. Lovable old man grump vibes. 222 Reply Share EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago So what if I'm old / I know quality hooman / I need nothing else 293 Reply Share
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    mightgrey 19 days ago
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    1015 Oliver is a tubby guy who loves food and cuddles 370 Reply Share EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago The brain cell is mine / I know enough to cuddle / and demand the pets 504 ♡ Reply Share
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    C SpideyJen19 19 days ago
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    The wedding. Princess Tinkler in the lei and Pumpkin Pie wore white. 413 Reply Share EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago Tinkler said I do Pumpkin pie responds in kind Cat love is love too 588 Reply Share
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    No-Job9574 19 days ago YOU PASS GO MORAM ASHON COLLECT EXTRA COTTIMAL MONOPO
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    Nightstar, half chaos cat, half forced cuddles with her big brother cat 254 Reply Share EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago I am the dark night / succumb to my demands / be they love or not Reply Share 321
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    brantlythebest · 19 days ago
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    cheddar, pippin, eggs. Cheddar and Eggs are my cats, who love each other dearly. Pippin in my new room mates cat, whose a bit of a menace. This is the first time all three were chill together. 93 Reply Share EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago The interloper / throwing us all out of whack / two's company bro Reply Share 133
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    Magev 19 days ago
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    Our very skiddish kink tailed void rescue Gypsy. 94 Reply Share EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago . I am perfection / and I don't appreciate / other suggestions 146 ♡ Reply Share
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    Suzanne Marie 19 days ago This is Spyka. This pose reminds me of the “I don't always..." meme guy.
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    1015 EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago Most interesting / every cat is unique / each one a treasure 73 Reply Share
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    replaceableyou - 19 days ago
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    My little Sphynxy-cat (& I think Devon Rex?), Mew 59 Reply Share EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago Beauty is the cat / lavish all the finest things / Is it cold in here 73 Reply Share
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    Plus_Possibility_240 · 19 days ago
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    This is Peaux. When I was a child, my mother used to tell me that if karma was real, I'd be cursed as a mom with a noisy troublesome teenager. I didn't end up having kids. But I have Peaux. She is constantly arguing with me, demanding to go into the apartment hallways, make her food the way she likes it, moving me out of the sunny spot at 3 pm and sleeping on my feet. Karma exists. ↑ 53 ↓ Reply Share
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    25 EstroJen1193 OP 19 days ago Oh silly hooman / what would you do without me / YOU ARE IN MY SPOT 64 Reply Share
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    polsko444 19 days ago . This is marshmallow. She's a Cornish Rex.
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    Not_Alpharius_Real 19 days ago. edited 19 days ago Not OP, but here's mine: (Edited to improve) How are you, hooman? / A bug on your camera? / Let me eat it, please. Reply Share 31

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